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For this post, I would like to share how our favorite little monkey took some vintage cloth wire and tied it up in knots and somehow it came out looking like the awesome chandelier below. With a dimmer for sexy time. And by sexy time, maybe I mean dinner parties? Actually, this is New York, so let’s face it: your dining room table is probably on top of your bed, which is one of the many reasons you need Daniel to deal with your space. (Did you know he can move walls? I’m not kidding! We’ll deal with that in a future post.) Also because if you tried to do this yourself, hypothetically speaking you might accidentally drill a hole through a wire and then your lights will stop working and you’ll have to call the electrician. This definitely did not happen to me last week.

Let’s save ourselves an awkward visit from the super, shall we?

Which one do you like more?

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So you remember those IKEA curtains that Daniel baptized? What? No? I even linked them for you, people. Work with me here.

Well, I neglected to mention (I could go back and edit, but why bother) that he hung those curtains on some copper rods that he bought at a hardware store.  And then he had extra copper rods. So like any good Boy Scout, he took some half-chrome bulbs and made a fucking chandelier. Who does that? Yeah. And it’s one-of-a-kind, artistically beautiful.

And in case you were too lazy to click that link, the chandelier matches the drapes, as they say. (What?)

And just so we’re clear, he started with this:

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Wait, for REALS? This is the SAME apartment?! WHAT! How many of these posts do I have to write before Daniel re-does MY apartment and I post my bedroom all over this bloggity blog and men line up to see me because, in addition to being kind of “snarky” (as my friend Brian may have described me), I’m trendy and delightful and full of sunshine?


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