Wait, seriously, people, this one blew my mind a little. I mean, when he showed me the “during” pictures, I was like “Dude, Daniel, that’s gonna look like a jail.” OK, honestly, I said that in my head and not out loud. But then… BAM! He showed me the final photo, which you should totally scroll down to see. THEN he told me how he did it:
- 30-cent dowels from Michael’s. WTF is a dowel? Who knows, but even I could afford that. I wouldn’t know what the hell to do with it though, so I’d have to call Daniel.
- Then he killed a horse, made glue, and stuck those persnickety little dowels together.
- Then he painted.
- OK, those curtains. (Have you scrolled down yet? Now scroll back up. Look at those curtains. Now look at me. Those are the curtains that your curtains could look like.) So apparently he bought $14 cotton curtains from IKEA and soaked them in water. Who comes up with that? Not me. When they dried, they looked like French linen. Or something like that. Tell me you don’t love that final photo. Go on, leave a comment and tell me.