So you remember those IKEA curtains that Daniel baptized? What? No? I even linked them for you, people. Work with me here.
Well, I neglected to mention (I could go back and edit, but why bother) that he hung those curtains on some copper rods that he bought at a hardware store. And then he had extra copper rods. So like any good Boy Scout, he took some half-chrome bulbs and made a fucking chandelier. Who does that? Yeah. And it’s one-of-a-kind, artistically beautiful.