So you remember those IKEA curtains that Daniel baptized? What? No? I even linked them for you, people. Work with me here.
Well, I neglected to mention (I could go back and edit, but why bother) that he hung those curtains on some copper rods that he bought at a hardware store. And then he had extra copper rods. So like any good Boy Scout, he took some half-chrome bulbs and made a fucking chandelier. Who does that? Yeah. And it’s one-of-a-kind, artistically beautiful.
And in case you were too lazy to click that link, the chandelier matches the drapes, as they say. (What?)
And just so we’re clear, he started with this:
