“WHAT?!” you say, “Where have you BEEN, Alli-girl? How dare you tempt and tease us with timely updates on Daniel’s every move, replete with darling photographs, and then disappear, you little seductress!”
I know, I know. I apologize, dear reader. But, more importantly, where has Daniel been? Or rather, where has he NOT been?
- Daniel has been consulting on a PIZZA SHOP! Omg, delicious. He helped turn an old shoe and purse store into a rustic pizza shop with slat hardwood flooring that matches the ceiling and walls. He supplied weird ideas to make it look all antique, like instructions on how to treat the wood with lye and stain it. No, I don’t have any pictures yet. Yes, you’ll have to settle for the one below.
- Our little superstar did a bit of consulting on a home in NJ. I know, New Jersey again. Yuck. I have no idea if there will be any pictures from this.
- He’s consulting on a brownstone in Brooklyn! My favorite part so far is that the lovely couple hired him for one room and then asked him to “Danielfy” the rest of the place! DANIELFY! Maybe one day it will even show up without that squiggly red spellcheck line under it. I hate that squiggle. Thinks he knows more than the rest of us. Pictures definitely coming soon!
And now for some amazing news! Daniel… wait for it… wait… are you ready? You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you’re at your computer, so you’re probably already sitting.
He has started designing more than apartments! I’ll give you a moment to jump for joy. OK. You back? You sitting back down now? Daniel has started designing SUITS. Which means that you can DANIELFY YOUR BODY. You can learn more at bindleandkeep.com, and I’ll probably add a tab on this here site soon.
Be back soon, I promise! Kisses!
- It’s a groundhog eating pizza! I wonder if he bought it at Daniel’s shop.
